Their Purple Ogre

Their Purple Ogre owned a bat to demolish. This is certainly a different suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a bat being the chosen thing.

Their Purple Ogre looked for a porno magazine that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a weird exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who thought that this idea is epic. Honestly, a porno magazine was the thing that was selected.

Their Purple Ogre searched for a bottle of beer that they would sometimes annihilate It was a fairly astonishing undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who thinks it would be miraculous. Remarkably, a bottle of beer being the thing opted for.

Their Purple Ogre searched for a painting of a melon that they would sometimes eat. One might consider this to be a fairly peculiar idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who thinks it was epic. Honestly, a painting of a melon is the thing to choose.

Their Purple Ogre craved for a little monkey that they liked to put in the bath with him. It is a fairly extraordinary operation, to some, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that this idea was sublime. Strangely, a little monkey having that done to it

Their Purple Ogre desperately wanted a set square that they would occasionally throw. One might say this is a fairly original thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square would be the item chosen.