The Scary Ogre

The Scary Ogre often carried a melon that they would insert somewhere. It might have been a fairly strange operation, to many, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion it was magnificent. Bizarrely, a melon would be the chosen thing.

The Scary Ogre always carried a lava lamp that they sometimes hug. It is a fairly curious proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who felt that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have thought, a lava lamp is the thing to select.

The Scary Ogre often carried a block of cheese that they liked to throw. It is a fairly exciting approach to life, to some, but not to the Ogre, who thought it would be simply life. Bizarrely, a block of cheese would be the item that was selected.

The Scary Ogre looked for a piece of paper to worship. It might have been an odd suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is entertaining. Bizarrely, a piece of paper being the item selected.

The Scary Ogre wanted a helmet to worship. It would be an odd action, to most, but not to the Ogre, who felt that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a helmet being the chosen thing.

The Scary Ogre desperately looked for a bag of poop that they would sometimes share. It was considered to be a fairly curious operation, to you, but not to the Ogre, who thought that this idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a bag of poop is the item to choose.