A Yellow Ogre

A Yellow Ogre had a sack of potatoes that they would try to balance on their head. One might say this is a funny proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who expected it would be amazing. Strangely, a sack of potatoes was the item that was selected.

A Yellow Ogre looked for a bat that they would sometimes worship. This is certainly an odd thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Ogre, who thought that this idea is stunning. Bizarrely, a bat is the thing to select.

A Yellow Ogre always carried a little monkey that they would often eat. It should have been an unusual activity, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who thought it would be awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey is the item that was chosen.

A Yellow Ogre desired a toilet brush that they would occasionally worship. One might consider this to be a fairly unusual idea, to most, but not to the Ogre, who considered that this idea is wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush would be the item chosen.

A Yellow Ogre desperately wanted a ball that they would occasionally put up their bum. It should be a fairly bizarre thought, to many, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball was the chosen item.

A Yellow Ogre desperately needed a set square that they sometimes demolish. It would be a fairly astonishing operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who had decided it was wonderful. A set square was the thing that was chosen.