His Colourful Ogre

His Colourful Ogre always carried a lava lamp that they liked to share. It should have been an unusual operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who expected it was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp would be the thing that was opted for.

His Colourful Ogre desperately craved for a block of cheese that they would often demolish. It would be a weird idea, to some, but not to the Ogre, who felt it was entertaining. Who would have thought, a block of cheese would be the thing that was selected.

His Colourful Ogre always kept a cup that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a fairly odd exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion it was entertaining. A cup would be the thing that was opted for.

His Colourful Ogre looked for a piece of paper that they liked to experiment on. It would be a fairly curious proposal, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who thought that this idea is wonderful. A piece of paper was the item that was selected.

His Colourful Ogre desperately looked for a vibrator to drop. It would have been a fairly strange proposal, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who considered that it was in fact, stunning. Strangely, a vibrator is the thing to choose.

His Colourful Ogre carried a custard pie that they sometimes drop. This is certainly a fairly funny approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that this idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a custard pie is the thing that was chosen.