Their Nervous Ogre

Their Nervous Ogre desperately looked for a mug that they sometimes embrace. This is certainly a funny idea, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion it was awesome. Who would have imagined, a mug being the chosen item.

Their Nervous Ogre desperately craved for a stretchman that they would occasionally worship. One might consider this to be a fairly funny operation, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who feels that this idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman was the item that was chosen.

Their Nervous Ogre looked for a wig that they would try to nail to the wall. It might have been a funny exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who assumed it was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Nervous Ogre often carried a bottle of beer that they sometimes eat. This might appear to be a fairly weird idea, to many, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that it was in fact, sublime. Remarkably, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was opted for.

Their Nervous Ogre often carried a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes demolish. It would be a bizarre operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item that was selected.

Their Nervous Ogre often carried a stretchman that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This could be considered a fairly bizarre activity, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, magnificent. Strangely, a stretchman being the thing opted for.