The Orange Ogre

The Orange Ogre needed a teapot that they would occasionally annihilate It was a fairly astonishing thought, to most, but not to the Ogre, who felt that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have thought, a teapot is the item that was chosen.

The Orange Ogre owned a computer that they would often insert somewhere. One might consider this to be an unusual thing to do, to me, but not to the Ogre, who felt that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a computer being the thing selected.

The Orange Ogre always carried a dildo that they would often put down their trousers. It should have been a strange thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who feels that it was in fact, breathtaking. Honestly, a dildo would be the item chosen.

The Orange Ogre desperately needed a bottle of coke that they would often play with. It was a weird and wonderful idea, to many, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke would be the item that was opted for.

The Orange Ogre wanted a rubber chicken that they sometimes share. This seems to be a fairly weird proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who feels it would be entertaining. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken is the item to select.

The Orange Ogre desperately desired a mug that they would occasionally put down their trousers. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful action, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who thought it would be magnificent. Bizarrely, a mug was the chosen item.