Her Handsome Ogre

Her Handsome Ogre looked for a stapler that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be an unusual thought, to my grandma, but not to the Ogre, who felt that this idea was wonderous. Honestly, a stapler was the chosen thing.

Her Handsome Ogre desired a CD player that they liked to smash. It is considered to be a fairly original idea, to my grandma, but not to the Ogre, who had decided it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player would be the chosen thing.

Her Handsome Ogre needed a dildo that they liked to rub on his belly. It might have been a somewhat surprising proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a dildo was the thing that was opted for.

Her Handsome Ogre craved for a sponge that they would embrace. It is considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who assumed it would be awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge being the item selected.

Her Handsome Ogre desperately searched for a bat that they would occasionally put up their bum. It is a surprising suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who assumed it would be entertaining. Remarkably, a bat is the item to select.

Her Handsome Ogre often carried a block of cheese to put in the bath with him. It should have been a funny proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Ogre, who thought it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese is the thing to choose.