Their Determined Ogre

Their Determined Ogre desperately desired a rubber chicken that they would often put on his head. One might consider this to be a fairly peculiar undertaking, to me, but not to the Ogre, who felt that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken is the item to choose.

Their Determined Ogre had a sack of potatoes that they would try to nail to the wall. It might be a different proposal, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who expected that this idea is the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes would be the item that was opted for.

Their Determined Ogre wanted a spade that they would often try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a peculiar thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who thinks it would be out of this world. Strangely, a spade was the item that was opted for.

Their Determined Ogre often carried a can of Tango that they would occasionally smash. It is considered to be a fairly new action, to me, but not to the Ogre, who considered that this idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango is the item to opt for.

Their Determined Ogre always had with them a vibrator that they would sometimes experiment on. It should have been a fairly funny thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who thought that this idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a vibrator being the item selected.

Their Determined Ogre always kept a cheese grater to put on his head. This might appear to be an exciting thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderous. Bizarrely, a cheese grater was the chosen thing.