Stupid Ogre

Stupid Ogre always carried a hat that they would often experiment on. It might be a surprising idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who thinks it would be wonderous. Who would have thought, a hat is the item to choose.

Stupid Ogre always had with them a sponge that they sometimes share. It would have been an exciting proposal, to me, but not to the Ogre, who expected it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge was the item that was chosen.

Stupid Ogre always carried a bag of poop that they sometimes annihilate It might have been a bizarre operation, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was stunning. A bag of poop would be the thing that was opted for.

Stupid Ogre always carried a computer that they would occasionally experiment on. It should be a fairly astonishing thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion it was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a computer was the chosen item.

Stupid Ogre wanted a pint of cider that they sometimes throw. It is a fairly different thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who thought that this idea was awe-inspring. A pint of cider being the chosen item.

Stupid Ogre looked for a crown that they would occasionally play with. It should be a fairly different exercise, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that it was in fact, magnificent. Bizarrely, a crown is the thing to choose.