Cheerful Ogre
Cheerful Ogre found a condom that they liked to put on his head. It would be a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that it was in fact, out of this world. Strangely, a condom is the item to select.
Cheerful Ogre carried a dildo that they would occasionally drop. One might say this is a somewhat surprising exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who assumed it was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a dildo is the item to opt for.
Cheerful Ogre desperately looked for a can of coke that they would occasionally put on his head. This seems to be a fairly exciting undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, exciting. Honestly, a can of coke was the thing that was chosen.
Cheerful Ogre desperately wanted a CD player that they would often demolish. This could be considered an odd operation, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who expected that this idea is fun. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player is the item to opt for.
Cheerful Ogre craved for a sack of potatoes that they would put in the bath with him. It would have been a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to many, but not to the Ogre, who considered that the idea was epic. A sack of potatoes is the thing to choose.
Cheerful Ogre craved for a crown that they would often eat. It might be a curious thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who felt it was awesome. Who would have imagined, a crown is the thing to opt for.
@steemcleaners and @spaminator
That image of the ogre is certainly eye-catching, though your story about his strange habit of balancing random items like condoms and soda cans is hilariously surreal. It is quite the contrast to see such a grumpy-looking creature preoccupied with these specific, mundane objects. What do you think the ogre is ultimately trying to achieve by collecting these particular items for his head?