Their Exciting Ogre

Their Exciting Ogre always carried a cheese grater to share. It might be a fairly odd thought, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that this idea was out of this world. A cheese grater of all things.

Their Exciting Ogre wanted a rubber johnny that they would often try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to most, but not to the Ogre, who thought that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny being the thing selected.

Their Exciting Ogre often carried a vibrator to demolish. This could be considered an astonishing thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Ogre, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. A vibrator having that done to it

Their Exciting Ogre desperately desired a mug that they liked to insert somewhere. It should have been a fairly odd suggestion, to some, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that the idea was fun. Remarkably, a mug is the thing to choose.

Their Exciting Ogre owned a rubber johnny that they would embrace. It should have been a fairly surprising suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who considered that this idea is wonderful. Strangely, a rubber johnny was the thing that was opted for.

Their Exciting Ogre found a set of lego to put in the bath with him. It would have been a strange idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego being the item selected.