His Dodgy Ogre

His Dodgy Ogre looked for a block of cheese that they sometimes worship. This might appear to be a fairly original suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have thought, a block of cheese being the thing opted for.

His Dodgy Ogre desperately craved for a bottle of coke that they would sometimes drop. It should have been a weird and wonderful undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke being the thing opted for.

His Dodgy Ogre looked for a bat that they would break. It would have been a fairly different idea, to some, but not to the Ogre, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a bat being the thing opted for.

His Dodgy Ogre needed a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally demolish. It should be a strange approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who thought that the idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a Harry Potter wand of all things.

His Dodgy Ogre desperately wanted a lava lamp that they would occasionally worship. It should be a fairly exciting action, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that this idea was sublime. A lava lamp was the chosen thing.

His Dodgy Ogre always had with them a block of cheese that they sometimes insert somewhere. This seems to be a fairly strange suggestion, to you, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that this idea is spectacular. Bizarrely, a block of cheese was the chosen item.