Her Nervous Ogre

Her Nervous Ogre owned a stapler that they would often share. It is a fairly weird undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was stunning. Strangely, a stapler is the item to opt for.

Her Nervous Ogre desperately craved for a teapot that they sometimes break. It was a fairly surprising activity, to my grandma, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that this idea is fun. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot is the item to select.

Her Nervous Ogre desperately looked for a cucumber that they would occasionally put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a new thought, to me, but not to the Ogre, who had decided it would be breathtaking. Strangely, a cucumber was the chosen item.

Her Nervous Ogre desired a set square to smash. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who feels it was out of this world. Remarkably, a set square was the chosen thing.

Her Nervous Ogre desired a pen that they would often try to balance on their head. One might say this is a fairly new idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a pen was the item that was chosen.

Her Nervous Ogre always kept a can of coke that they liked to put on his head. It would be an exciting activity, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who felt that this idea is epic. Honestly, a can of coke is the thing to select.