My Exceptional Ogre

My Exceptional Ogre found a lava lamp that they would experiment on. It would be a fairly original thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp was the thing that was chosen.

My Exceptional Ogre wanted a custard pie to rub on his belly. This might appear to be a fairly funny operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who feels that the idea was out of this world. A custard pie is the item to choose.

My Exceptional Ogre needed a bottle of coke that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It might be a fairly strange proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was magnificent. Honestly, a bottle of coke would be the chosen thing.

My Exceptional Ogre looked for a porno magazine that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This seems a strange action, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine is the thing to choose.

My Exceptional Ogre carried a stapler that they would rub on his belly. It is considered to be a fairly new thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who expected that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a stapler is the thing to select.

My Exceptional Ogre always carried a stapler that they would try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be an astonishing undertaking, to many, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a stapler being the thing selected.