The Nervous Ogre

The Nervous Ogre had a cheese grater that they would often share. One might say this is a funny proposal, to me, but not to the Ogre, who had decided it would be simply life. Remarkably, a cheese grater is the thing to select.

The Nervous Ogre desired a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes hug. It would be an unusual approach to life, to most, but not to the Ogre, who thought that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand would be the item that was opted for.

The Nervous Ogre owned a chocolate bar that they liked to share. It would be a fairly surprising idea, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who considered that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar is the thing to select.

The Nervous Ogre desperately searched for a rubber johnny that they sometimes put on his head. It is considered to be a funny thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that it was in fact, amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny was the thing that was selected.

The Nervous Ogre always kept a bottle of beer that they would sometimes eat. It is a fairly bizarre thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion it was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer is the thing to opt for.

The Nervous Ogre desperately needed a block of cheese that they would throw. This could be considered a curious activity, to my grandma, but not to the Ogre, who thought it would be sublime. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese would be the item that was chosen.