Red Orangutan

Red Orangutan needed a condom that they would occasionally throw. It would be an original approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a condom being the thing selected.

Red Orangutan always kept a can of Tango that they would sometimes demolish. It might be a weird and wonderful activity, to my mum, but not to the Orangutan, who thought that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango would be the item that was selected.

Red Orangutan craved for a cucumber that they liked to sleep with. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to me and my children, but not to the Orangutan, who thought it was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a cucumber would be the item chosen.

Red Orangutan desperately needed a radiator that they would sometimes hug. It should have been an astonishing undertaking, to me, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator would be the thing that was chosen.

Red Orangutan craved for a pint of beer that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a fairly curious approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who felt that this idea was exciting. Honestly, a pint of beer is the item to choose.

Red Orangutan desperately wanted a ball that they liked to break. It might have been an original action, to everybody you know, but not to the Orangutan, who felt that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a ball having that done to it