His Horny Orangutan

His Horny Orangutan desperately looked for a tomato that they would sometimes throw. One might consider this to be a fairly odd action, to most, but not to the Orangutan, who expected that this idea is the most awesome idea. A tomato of all things.

His Horny Orangutan looked for a bag of flour that they sometimes sit and look at. This seems a fairly strange idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Orangutan, who considered it would be the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a bag of flour is the thing to opt for.

His Horny Orangutan always had with them a bag of flour that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It would be a fairly unusual suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks it was wonderful. Bizarrely, a bag of flour is the thing to choose.

His Horny Orangutan needed a pencil sharpener that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a fairly different exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided that this idea was stunning. A pencil sharpener is the item to opt for.

His Horny Orangutan looked for a can of coke that they would play with. It might be a fairly exciting approach to life, to some, but not to the Orangutan, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is sublime. Strangely, a can of coke was the thing that was selected.

His Horny Orangutan searched for a cup that they liked to put on his head. It was an odd operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Orangutan, who had come to the conclusion it was miraculous. Honestly, a cup was the item that was opted for.