My Ugly Orangutan

My Ugly Orangutan always had with them a piece of paper that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It was an odd suggestion, to my children, but not to the Orangutan, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderful. Who would have thought, a piece of paper of all things.

My Ugly Orangutan desperately needed a bat that they liked to eat. It should be a fairly exciting undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks that this idea is magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat being the item opted for.

My Ugly Orangutan had a melon that they would often put on his head. One might find this to be an original thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Orangutan, who feels it was stunning. A melon would be the thing that was opted for.

My Ugly Orangutan wanted a condom that they would sometimes throw. It might have been a fairly peculiar operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Orangutan, who thought that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have thought, a condom was the item that was selected.

My Ugly Orangutan desperately needed a hat that they would occasionally worship. It should be a somewhat surprising exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Orangutan, who considered it was entertaining. Bizarrely, a hat is the item that was chosen.

My Ugly Orangutan desperately needed a sack of potatoes to smash. This seems to be a somewhat surprising undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Orangutan, who thought that this idea is exciting. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was chosen.