His Lonely Orangutan

His Lonely Orangutan carried a rubber johnny that they sometimes smash. One might say this is a fairly new idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who had come to the conclusion it was out of this world. Remarkably, a rubber johnny is the item to opt for.

His Lonely Orangutan desperately searched for a big sponge to try to nail to the wall. It would have been a somewhat surprising exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed that the idea was amazing. A big sponge would be the thing that was chosen.

His Lonely Orangutan desperately desired a bag of flour that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It should have been an odd operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Orangutan, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, simply life. Honestly, a bag of flour was the thing that was selected.

His Lonely Orangutan always had with them a porno magazine that they would often eat. This seems to be an unusual undertaking, to some, but not to the Orangutan, who thought that it was in fact, exciting. Remarkably, a porno magazine was the thing that was opted for.

His Lonely Orangutan desired a pint of beer that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This seems a fairly curious thought, to my mum, but not to the Orangutan, who thought that the idea was stunning. Remarkably, a pint of beer is the item that was chosen.

His Lonely Orangutan desperately desired a condom to rub on his belly. This seems a fairly new thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Orangutan, who expected that the idea was magnificent. A condom being the item selected.