My Depressed Orangutan

My Depressed Orangutan desperately looked for a vibrator that they would occasionally throw. It might have been a strange operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator would be the thing that was selected.

My Depressed Orangutan desperately desired a stapler that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a funny activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Orangutan, who felt that this idea was amazing. A stapler is the thing to choose.

My Depressed Orangutan craved for a bag of flour that they would occasionally worship. This seems to be a weird approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided it was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a bag of flour would be the item that was opted for.

My Depressed Orangutan desperately looked for a lava lamp that they would occasionally sleep with. This seems a somewhat surprising undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp was the item that was chosen.

My Depressed Orangutan always had with them a stapler that they would sleep with. It should be a fairly funny approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Orangutan, who expected that this idea is wonderful. Who would have thought, a stapler is the thing to choose.

My Depressed Orangutan always kept a bottle of coke that they would often share. It was considered to be a weird proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke would be the thing that was chosen.