Her Square Orangutan

Her Square Orangutan carried a porno magazine that they sometimes put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a fairly surprising exercise, to me, but not to the Orangutan, who thought that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a porno magazine is the thing that was chosen.

Her Square Orangutan always kept a bat that they would often hug. It should have been a peculiar approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Orangutan, who considered that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a bat is the thing to opt for.

Her Square Orangutan carried a helmet that they sometimes play with. It should be an exciting idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who expected it would be epic. Bizarrely, a helmet is the item to choose.

Her Square Orangutan often carried a spade to insert somewhere. It was considered to be a peculiar idea, to me and my children, but not to the Orangutan, who considered that this idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a spade was the thing that was opted for.

Her Square Orangutan always carried a bottle of coke that they would break. One might say this is a surprising idea, to my mum, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided it would be wonderful. Remarkably, a bottle of coke of all things.

Her Square Orangutan always carried a sword that they would occasionally embrace. It was a fairly surprising operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Orangutan, who felt that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a sword was the item that was selected.