A Angry Orangutan

A Angry Orangutan needed a bat that they would put on his head. One might say this is a bizarre idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Orangutan, who expected that it was in fact, epic. Strangely, a bat would be the thing that was chosen.

A Angry Orangutan often carried a bat that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It would be a fairly exciting exercise, to you and me, but not to the Orangutan, who felt it would be awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a bat was the thing that was chosen.

A Angry Orangutan wanted a melon to smash. One might say this is a different thought, to most, but not to the Orangutan, who expected that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon being the chosen thing.

A Angry Orangutan had a ball that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It should be a fairly curious approach to life, to me, but not to the Orangutan, who thought it would be wonderous. A ball is the item to choose.

A Angry Orangutan had a Harry Potter wand to sleep with. It is considered to be a fairly different operation, to some, but not to the Orangutan, who had come to the conclusion it was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a Harry Potter wand being the item opted for.

A Angry Orangutan wanted a can of coke to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be a fairly peculiar suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who felt it was miraculous. Who would have thought, a can of coke being the thing opted for.