The Tired Orangutan

The Tired Orangutan had a can of Dr Pepper to put up their bum. It is considered to be a different activity, to my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed that this idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper being the chosen thing.

The Tired Orangutan looked for a stapler that they would sometimes cuddle. It should be an exciting activity, to my mum, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided that this idea was miraculous. Strangely, a stapler is the item to choose.

The Tired Orangutan desperately searched for a pint of cider that they would sometimes experiment on. It might be a fairly curious operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided that this idea is wonderful. Honestly, a pint of cider was the thing that was chosen.

The Tired Orangutan often carried a big sponge that they would embrace. It should have been a funny idea, to my children, but not to the Orangutan, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have imagined, a big sponge would be the chosen thing.

The Tired Orangutan desperately craved for a can of coke that they would smash. It was an extraordinary thought, to many, but not to the Orangutan, who considered that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a can of coke was the thing that was selected.

The Tired Orangutan often carried a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes throw. It should have been a fairly astonishing operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. Honestly, a sack of potatoes was the chosen item.