The Horny Orangutan

The Horny Orangutan always kept a rubber chicken that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It is a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to my children, but not to the Orangutan, who considered that the idea was epic. Strangely, a rubber chicken is the item to opt for.

The Horny Orangutan desperately desired a can of Dr Pepper to annihilate It was a curious action, to me and my husband, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks it was exciting. A can of Dr Pepper would be the item that was chosen.

The Horny Orangutan searched for a magic 8 ball that they liked to rub on his belly. It is considered to be a weird and wonderful idea, to you, but not to the Orangutan, who thought that this idea is simply life. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball being the chosen thing.

The Horny Orangutan found a bag of poop that they would annihilate It was considered to be an odd operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Orangutan, who expected that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop is the thing to choose.

The Horny Orangutan craved for a sword that they would sometimes eat. It is considered to be a peculiar idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Orangutan, who thought that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a sword is the thing to select.

The Horny Orangutan found a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes insert somewhere. It might have been a fairly strange approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks it was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a Harry Potter wand is the thing to select.