A Cheerful Orangutan

A Cheerful Orangutan looked for a pen that they sometimes cuddle. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed that the idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a pen is the thing to select.

A Cheerful Orangutan wanted a vibrator that they would try to nail to the wall. It should have been a strange suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Orangutan, who considered that it was in fact, stunning. Remarkably, a vibrator is the item to select.

A Cheerful Orangutan found a dildo that they would sometimes demolish. It was a fairly original activity, to me, but not to the Orangutan, who expected that this idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a dildo would be the item chosen.

A Cheerful Orangutan had a pint of cider that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a weird exercise, to you, but not to the Orangutan, who thought that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a pint of cider was the chosen item.

A Cheerful Orangutan often carried a painting of a melon that they would share. This seems to be a strange approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who expected it was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon is the item that was chosen.

A Cheerful Orangutan always carried a chocolate bar that they would often smash. This seems to be a fairly different exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed it was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar having that done to it