His Weary Orangutan

His Weary Orangutan desperately searched for a pencil sharpener to sit and look at. It might have been an unusual operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Orangutan, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener being the thing selected.

His Weary Orangutan carried a pint of cider to put up their bum. This seems to be a fairly funny activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Orangutan, who considered that this idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider being the chosen item.

His Weary Orangutan found a melon that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It would have been a curious thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided it would be wonderful. Who would have thought, a melon having that done to it

His Weary Orangutan carried a sword that they liked to put down their trousers. It is a fairly unusual suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. A sword is the item to select.

His Weary Orangutan found a tomato that they would often annihilate It might be a fairly curious idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a tomato is the item to choose.

His Weary Orangutan found a hat that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It was a fairly odd idea, to my children, but not to the Orangutan, who considered that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a hat is the thing that was chosen.