The Dodgy Orangutan

The Dodgy Orangutan desperately searched for a sponge that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It should have been a fairly weird undertaking, to me, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided that this idea was epic. Strangely, a sponge is the thing to choose.

The Dodgy Orangutan desperately craved for a teapot to sleep with. One might find this to be an original idea, to you and me, but not to the Orangutan, who felt that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a teapot was the thing that was chosen.

The Dodgy Orangutan always kept a crown that they would often cuddle. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks it would be amazing. Strangely, a crown would be the item that was opted for.

The Dodgy Orangutan desperately looked for a sword that they would sometimes demolish. It is considered to be a fairly unusual proposal, to some, but not to the Orangutan, who considered that this idea is simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a sword is the thing that was chosen.

The Dodgy Orangutan wanted a rubber johnny that they sometimes throw. This is certainly a different suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Orangutan, who considered that it was in fact, entertaining. A rubber johnny would be the item that was opted for.

The Dodgy Orangutan desperately needed a condom that they would sometimes share. It was an exciting approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who expected that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a condom being the item opted for.