The Green Orangutan

The Green Orangutan wanted a vibrator that they would occasionally put down their trousers. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed that it was in fact, entertaining. A vibrator was the chosen thing.

The Green Orangutan searched for a cheese grater to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is an original exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks it would be fun. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater was the thing that was opted for.

The Green Orangutan always carried a vibrator that they would sometimes cuddle. This might appear to be a fairly funny idea, to me, but not to the Orangutan, who considered that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have thought, a vibrator would be the thing that was opted for.

The Green Orangutan searched for a cheese grater that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It should be a fairly different operation, to me and my children, but not to the Orangutan, who thought that it was in fact, miraculous. Bizarrely, a cheese grater was the thing that was selected.

The Green Orangutan desperately desired a bag of flour that they would often share. This could be considered a bizarre approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of flour being the item selected.

The Green Orangutan searched for a spade that they would share. It would have been a fairly surprising approach to life, to my children, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed it was spectacular. Strangely, a spade would be the chosen thing.