My Yellow Orangutan

My Yellow Orangutan needed a rubber johnny to sit and look at. It is considered to be a fairly funny exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Orangutan, who thought it was simply life. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny of all things.

My Yellow Orangutan desired a magic 8 ball that they would throw. This seems to be a fairly strange activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Orangutan, who considered it was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was opted for.

My Yellow Orangutan desperately wanted a can of Tango that they would often put up their bum. One might consider this to be a peculiar exercise, to you, but not to the Orangutan, who feels that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango is the thing to opt for.

My Yellow Orangutan often carried a spade that they would often throw. It was a different idea, to me, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks it was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a spade was the item that was opted for.

My Yellow Orangutan always had with them a pint of beer that they sometimes insert somewhere. This could be considered a weird and wonderful activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a pint of beer would be the item that was chosen.

My Yellow Orangutan looked for a cucumber to break. One might find this to be a new approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided that this idea is epic. Who would have thought, a cucumber is the thing to choose.