A Confused Orangutan

A Confused Orangutan craved for a wig that they would often break. It was a new action, to me and my parents, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a wig was the item that was opted for.

A Confused Orangutan craved for a big sponge to insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Orangutan, who thought that it was in fact, exciting. A big sponge being the chosen thing.

A Confused Orangutan owned a crown to embrace. It was a fairly curious idea, to me and my children, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a crown was the item that was opted for.

A Confused Orangutan always carried a bottle of coke that they would occasionally put on his head. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting thought, to many, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed that the idea was simply life. A bottle of coke would be the thing that was selected.

A Confused Orangutan desired a can of coke that they sometimes put up their bum. This could be considered a different thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed that this idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a can of coke would be the thing that was opted for.

A Confused Orangutan needed a painting of a melon that they would often try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a weird thought, to you and me, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a painting of a melon was the chosen thing.