My Confused Orangutan

My Confused Orangutan searched for a pint of beer that they sometimes break. It is a fairly funny approach to life, to you, but not to the Orangutan, who thought that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a pint of beer is the item to choose.

My Confused Orangutan desperately looked for a cheese grater that they would rub on his belly. It was a fairly funny idea, to my grandma, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed that the idea was epic. A cheese grater is the item to choose.

My Confused Orangutan owned a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally drop. It should be a bizarre activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Orangutan, who had come to the conclusion it was magnificent. A Harry Potter wand would be the chosen thing.

My Confused Orangutan owned a toilet brush that they would put down their trousers. This might appear to be a fairly original thought, to many, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided that it was in fact, magnificent. Honestly, a toilet brush being the chosen thing.

My Confused Orangutan desperately looked for a spade that they would cuddle. This might appear to be a bizarre proposal, to many, but not to the Orangutan, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a spade was the chosen thing.

My Confused Orangutan always kept a ball that they would occasionally put up their bum. This might appear to be a fairly astonishing idea, to some, but not to the Orangutan, who expected it was magnificent. Remarkably, a ball was the chosen item.