Their Little Orangutan

Their Little Orangutan desperately craved for a set of lego that they liked to rub on his belly. It is considered to be a funny suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Orangutan, who had come to the conclusion it was amazing. Honestly, a set of lego was the thing that was selected.

Their Little Orangutan found a sponge that they liked to put on his head. It would be a peculiar thought, to my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who feels it would be wonderous. Remarkably, a sponge being the chosen thing.

Their Little Orangutan looked for a crown that they would occasionally demolish. One might say this is an original exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided it was epic. Remarkably, a crown was the chosen thing.

Their Little Orangutan carried a dildo that they would eat. This is certainly a curious proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Orangutan, who expected that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a dildo of all things.

Their Little Orangutan desperately needed a custard pie that they would sometimes sit and look at. This seems an unusual exercise, to most, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed that this idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a custard pie was the item that was selected.

Their Little Orangutan desperately wanted a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful action, to my neighbour, but not to the Orangutan, who feels that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand is the item to opt for.