The Fat Orangutan

The Fat Orangutan looked for a CD player that they liked to hug. One might find this to be a new activity, to me and my children, but not to the Orangutan, who expected that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a CD player would be the item that was chosen.

The Fat Orangutan always carried a can of coke that they liked to drop. It would have been a fairly surprising suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Orangutan, who expected that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have imagined, a can of coke was the item that was opted for.

The Fat Orangutan desperately wanted a pencil sharpener that they would often embrace. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks it would be sublime. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener is the item to select.

The Fat Orangutan desperately needed a wig that they would break. It was considered to be a somewhat surprising idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided that the idea was awe-inspring. A wig would be the item that was opted for.

The Fat Orangutan desperately searched for a rubber chicken that they would occasionally smash. It is considered to be a fairly unusual suggestion, to many, but not to the Orangutan, who feels it would be spectacular. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken was the thing that was selected.

The Fat Orangutan desperately needed a vibrator that they would often put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a fairly funny thought, to my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator was the thing that was opted for.