The Cheerful Orangutan

The Cheerful Orangutan desperately needed a can of Tango that they would play with. It should be a curious undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Orangutan, who felt that this idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a can of Tango having that done to it

The Cheerful Orangutan desperately desired a wig that they sometimes eat. It was considered to be an astonishing activity, to most, but not to the Orangutan, who feels that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a wig would be the thing that was selected.

The Cheerful Orangutan searched for a Harry Potter wand to embrace. It would have been an original suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderful. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand is the thing that was chosen.

The Cheerful Orangutan always kept a can of coke that they sometimes hug. It is considered to be an odd thing to do, to many, but not to the Orangutan, who felt that this idea was exciting. A can of coke would be the item that was chosen.

The Cheerful Orangutan had a condom that they sometimes break. This seems a surprising idea, to me, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a condom would be the item that was chosen.

The Cheerful Orangutan often carried a porno magazine that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It would be a fairly odd thought, to my children, but not to the Orangutan, who thought that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a porno magazine is the item to select.