A Crazy Orangutan

A Crazy Orangutan always carried a custard pie to smash. It might be a fairly peculiar thought, to some, but not to the Orangutan, who considered that this idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie is the item to opt for.

A Crazy Orangutan owned a painting of a melon that they would often worship. It might have been a fairly funny proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided that this idea is awe-inspring. A painting of a melon is the thing to opt for.

A Crazy Orangutan always kept a pint of cider that they would sometimes cuddle. One might say this is a bizarre activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderful. Honestly, a pint of cider was the thing that was selected.

A Crazy Orangutan needed a painting of a melon that they would occasionally throw. It would be a fairly curious activity, to my grandma, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a painting of a melon was the chosen thing.

A Crazy Orangutan found a hat that they would often put in the bath with him. It would be a funny activity, to you and me, but not to the Orangutan, who feels that it was in fact, exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a hat was the chosen thing.

A Crazy Orangutan looked for a sack of potatoes that they sometimes put on his head. It might be a funny action, to me and my wife, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed that it was in fact, epic. Honestly, a sack of potatoes having that done to it