My Purple Orangutan

My Purple Orangutan needed a porno magazine that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It might be a different action, to some, but not to the Orangutan, who considered it was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a porno magazine was the thing that was opted for.

My Purple Orangutan always kept a sword that they would sometimes put on his head. This seems a fairly weird activity, to my children, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed it would be miraculous. Remarkably, a sword would be the item that was selected.

My Purple Orangutan found a piece of paper that they sometimes play with. This is certainly a fairly funny idea, to me and my children, but not to the Orangutan, who considered that the idea was stunning. A piece of paper was the item that was chosen.

My Purple Orangutan desperately wanted a wig to insert somewhere. This might appear to be a funny proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Orangutan, who considered that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a wig was the chosen thing.

My Purple Orangutan needed a hat to drop. This could be considered a weird and wonderful suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed that this idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a hat is the thing to choose.

My Purple Orangutan desired a cheese grater that they liked to share. This seems a fairly weird proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have thought, a cheese grater would be the item that was selected.