The Tired Orangutan

The Tired Orangutan needed a stapler that they would sometimes cuddle. One might find this to be an astonishing activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Orangutan, who felt that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler would be the chosen thing.

The Tired Orangutan searched for a sword that they would put in the bath with him. It should have been a fairly peculiar thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Orangutan, who feels that this idea was simply life. A sword is the item that was chosen.

The Tired Orangutan desperately wanted a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally worship. This could be considered a fairly bizarre undertaking, to most, but not to the Orangutan, who expected that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was chosen.

The Tired Orangutan carried a block of cheese that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It is a curious undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks that the idea was stunning. Honestly, a block of cheese being the chosen thing.

The Tired Orangutan craved for a bottle of coke that they would occasionally put on his head. It should have been a fairly surprising thought, to my children, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks that this idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke was the thing that was opted for.

The Tired Orangutan had a sword to hug. It would be a different suggestion, to you, but not to the Orangutan, who felt that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a sword is the item that was chosen.