His Fucking Orangutan

His Fucking Orangutan owned a cheese grater that they would insert somewhere. This might appear to be a fairly different operation, to my grandma, but not to the Orangutan, who thought that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a cheese grater was the item that was opted for.

His Fucking Orangutan wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they would often try to nail to the wall. It is an unusual thought, to some, but not to the Orangutan, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was epic. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper was the item that was chosen.

His Fucking Orangutan wanted a cup that they liked to smash. It is considered to be an extraordinary suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Orangutan, who felt that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a cup would be the item that was selected.

His Fucking Orangutan desperately searched for a chocolate bar that they would occasionally put up their bum. It might have been an original thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a chocolate bar of all things.

His Fucking Orangutan desperately wanted a porno magazine that they would often try to balance on their head. It would be a bizarre thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Orangutan, who expected that it was in fact, simply life. Remarkably, a porno magazine being the item selected.

His Fucking Orangutan desired a hat that they would smash. One might say this is a fairly funny thing to do, to me, but not to the Orangutan, who considered that this idea is spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a hat would be the item that was chosen.