His Eccentric Orangutan

His Eccentric Orangutan desperately wanted a vibrator that they would sometimes share. This could be considered an original operation, to you and me, but not to the Orangutan, who considered that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a vibrator was the item that was opted for.

His Eccentric Orangutan carried a can of Tango that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It should be a somewhat surprising operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Orangutan, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a can of Tango being the thing opted for.

His Eccentric Orangutan always kept a block of cheese that they would often put up their bum. It should be a surprising undertaking, to some, but not to the Orangutan, who felt that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a block of cheese was the item that was opted for.

His Eccentric Orangutan desperately searched for a wig that they would often play with. It was a strange proposal, to me, but not to the Orangutan, who had come to the conclusion it would be awesome. Who would have thought, a wig would be the item that was selected.

His Eccentric Orangutan owned a chocolate bar that they would often experiment on. It is considered to be a fairly surprising activity, to me, but not to the Orangutan, who had come to the conclusion it would be spectacular. Honestly, a chocolate bar was the item that was selected.

His Eccentric Orangutan craved for a melon that they would occasionally experiment on. It was considered to be a fairly new suggestion, to you, but not to the Orangutan, who expected that this idea was fun. Bizarrely, a melon was the thing that was selected.