His Colourful Orangutan

His Colourful Orangutan owned a can of Tango that they liked to put up their bum. It would have been an unusual proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. A can of Tango was the chosen item.

His Colourful Orangutan craved for a ball that they liked to insert somewhere. One might consider this to be an odd exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Orangutan, who felt that the idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a ball is the item that was chosen.

His Colourful Orangutan wanted a condom that they liked to put down their trousers. It might be a fairly extraordinary action, to my children, but not to the Orangutan, who felt it would be breathtaking. Remarkably, a condom would be the item that was opted for.

His Colourful Orangutan desperately needed a teapot that they would occasionally cuddle. One might find this to be an exciting undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Orangutan, who considered that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot would be the chosen thing.

His Colourful Orangutan carried a Harry Potter wand to throw. This seems a fairly unusual action, to most, but not to the Orangutan, who expected it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a Harry Potter wand would be the chosen thing.

His Colourful Orangutan desperately looked for a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a new activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Orangutan, who considered that it was in fact, spectacular. Strangely, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was opted for.