The Worrisome Orangutan

The Worrisome Orangutan always carried a mug that they liked to throw. It is considered to be a fairly surprising thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. Strangely, a mug would be the chosen thing.

The Worrisome Orangutan found a set square to share. It might be a peculiar suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Orangutan, who felt that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square was the thing that was selected.

The Worrisome Orangutan wanted a vibrator that they sometimes sleep with. It would be a fairly bizarre action, to my children, but not to the Orangutan, who feels that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator was the chosen thing.

The Worrisome Orangutan desired a mug that they would occasionally embrace. This might appear to be a different approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Orangutan, who had come to the conclusion it would be sublime. Honestly, a mug is the item to opt for.

The Worrisome Orangutan desperately needed a can of Tango to put up their bum. It should be a peculiar exercise, to many, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have thought, a can of Tango was the item that was chosen.

The Worrisome Orangutan found a big sponge that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a weird and wonderful activity, to most, but not to the Orangutan, who considered that it was in fact, exciting. Honestly, a big sponge was the chosen thing.