The Weary Orangutan

The Weary Orangutan owned a rubber johnny that they would occasionally break. This might appear to be an unusual activity, to some, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks it would be magnificent. Remarkably, a rubber johnny was the thing that was chosen.

The Weary Orangutan desperately craved for a porno magazine that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a bizarre thing to do, to many, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed that the idea was exciting. Strangely, a porno magazine was the thing that was chosen.

The Weary Orangutan craved for a mug that they would occasionally sit and look at. It would be a peculiar exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a mug being the item opted for.

The Weary Orangutan looked for a cup to put up their bum. It was considered to be an astonishing action, to most, but not to the Orangutan, who expected it would be exciting. Bizarrely, a cup would be the item that was selected.

The Weary Orangutan desired a condom that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be a fairly weird thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who considered that this idea is miraculous. Who would have thought, a condom would be the item that was chosen.

The Weary Orangutan desperately needed a toilet brush that they sometimes demolish. This seems to be a fairly original thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Orangutan, who thought that this idea is out of this world. Bizarrely, a toilet brush is the item that was chosen.