Jolly Orangutan

Jolly Orangutan desperately wanted a stretchman that they liked to play with. This could be considered an extraordinary exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who feels that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have imagined, a stretchman being the thing selected.

Jolly Orangutan desperately wanted a radiator that they would occasionally sit and look at. One might find this to be an extraordinary suggestion, to many, but not to the Orangutan, who thought that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have thought, a radiator would be the item that was chosen.

Jolly Orangutan desperately looked for a computer that they liked to put up their bum. It might have been a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Orangutan, who thought that it was in fact, sublime. Strangely, a computer of all things.

Jolly Orangutan desperately desired a condom that they would put on his head. This is certainly a fairly new undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Orangutan, who thought it was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a condom being the item opted for.

Jolly Orangutan desired a cup that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It might have been a new action, to my grandma, but not to the Orangutan, who thought that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Strangely, a cup would be the item that was opted for.

Jolly Orangutan craved for a custard pie that they would occasionally drop. One might say this is a bizarre idea, to my grandma, but not to the Orangutan, who feels that this idea is entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie being the item opted for.