Their Confused Orangutan

Their Confused Orangutan desired a dildo that they liked to share. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Orangutan, who expected that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. A dildo is the thing to opt for.

Their Confused Orangutan carried a sack of potatoes that they would often put in the bath with him. One might say this is a curious idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Orangutan, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, entertaining. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes would be the item chosen.

Their Confused Orangutan desperately wanted a cheese grater that they sometimes eat. It might be an odd exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Orangutan, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderful. A cheese grater is the item to choose.

Their Confused Orangutan looked for a pen that they liked to try to balance on their head. It should have been a fairly peculiar exercise, to most, but not to the Orangutan, who considered that the idea was out of this world. A pen would be the chosen thing.

Their Confused Orangutan desperately craved for a set of lego that they would smash. One might consider this to be a fairly different idea, to my children, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a set of lego being the item opted for.

Their Confused Orangutan always carried a lava lamp that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This seems a strange action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who felt it was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp of all things.