My Depressed Orangutan

My Depressed Orangutan searched for a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes demolish. It might have been an exciting thought, to my mum, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes would be the item chosen.

My Depressed Orangutan needed a stapler to sit and look at. This seems to be a curious thing to do, to most, but not to the Orangutan, who considered that this idea is spectacular. Who would have imagined, a stapler is the item to opt for.

My Depressed Orangutan owned a set of lego to throw. This could be considered a fairly weird idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have thought, a set of lego would be the item that was opted for.

My Depressed Orangutan often carried a CD player that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This might appear to be an unusual suggestion, to you, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed it would be amazing. A CD player being the chosen thing.

My Depressed Orangutan always carried a porno magazine that they would often sleep with. It should have been a weird idea, to most, but not to the Orangutan, who expected that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine is the item that was chosen.

My Depressed Orangutan craved for a dildo to try to nail to the wall. One might say this is an astonishing idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Orangutan, who expected that this idea is magnificent. Strangely, a dildo was the thing that was selected.