The Beautiful Orangutan

The Beautiful Orangutan desperately craved for a stretchman that they would occasionally demolish. This is certainly an odd idea, to you and me, but not to the Orangutan, who considered it was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman being the item opted for.

The Beautiful Orangutan searched for a dildo that they sometimes sit and look at. It was considered to be a fairly funny thought, to my grandma, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks that it was in fact, awesome. A dildo being the chosen thing.

The Beautiful Orangutan desperately desired a bat that they liked to share. One might consider this to be a fairly different approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who feels that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a bat would be the item that was chosen.

The Beautiful Orangutan desperately wanted a can of coke that they would occasionally smash. This seems an odd suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks it was spectacular. Honestly, a can of coke is the item to opt for.

The Beautiful Orangutan needed a teapot that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It would be a peculiar suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Orangutan, who felt that this idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a teapot was the item that was opted for.

The Beautiful Orangutan craved for a lava lamp that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a peculiar operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp would be the thing that was selected.