The Boring Orangutan

The Boring Orangutan desperately needed a painting of a melon that they liked to embrace. This could be considered a fairly astonishing activity, to me, but not to the Orangutan, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon was the thing that was chosen.

The Boring Orangutan desperately searched for a pen that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a weird thought, to you, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a pen would be the item chosen.

The Boring Orangutan desperately craved for a condom that they would occasionally put on his head. It would be a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to many, but not to the Orangutan, who thought that it was in fact, wonderous. Honestly, a condom having that done to it

The Boring Orangutan carried a pint of beer to demolish. One might say this is a fairly weird thought, to many, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided that this idea was sublime. Remarkably, a pint of beer was the thing that was selected.

The Boring Orangutan desperately craved for a big sponge that they sometimes smash. It was a fairly unusual thought, to you, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge is the thing to opt for.

The Boring Orangutan desperately needed a lava lamp that they sometimes sleep with. It would have been a fairly surprising proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided it was the most awesome idea. A lava lamp was the item that was selected.