A Horny Orangutan

A Horny Orangutan always kept a rubber chicken that they would occasionally share. It was considered to be a fairly surprising exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken was the item that was selected.

A Horny Orangutan wanted a big sponge that they sometimes rub on his belly. It would have been a weird and wonderful proposal, to you, but not to the Orangutan, who considered that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a big sponge was the thing that was chosen.

A Horny Orangutan carried a mug that they would sometimes eat. This seems a bizarre activity, to me and my children, but not to the Orangutan, who felt that this idea was stunning. A mug was the item that was selected.

A Horny Orangutan needed a lava lamp that they would often insert somewhere. This might appear to be a fairly peculiar suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who felt that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a lava lamp was the thing that was chosen.

A Horny Orangutan craved for a Harry Potter wand to put down their trousers. It is a fairly astonishing exercise, to you, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks it was breathtaking. A Harry Potter wand would be the thing that was opted for.

A Horny Orangutan desperately craved for a dildo that they would often try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a surprising undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Orangutan, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderful. A dildo was the chosen item.