Fucking Orangutan

Fucking Orangutan often carried a teapot that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a bizarre action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who feels that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a teapot is the thing to choose.

Fucking Orangutan desired a helmet that they would sometimes eat. It should have been an unusual proposal, to my mum, but not to the Orangutan, who felt that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a helmet would be the item that was chosen.

Fucking Orangutan desperately needed a cheese grater that they liked to break. This is certainly a fairly bizarre proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Orangutan, who considered that this idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater would be the thing that was chosen.

Fucking Orangutan desperately looked for a hat that they would sometimes break. It would be a fairly astonishing activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Orangutan, who considered that this idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a hat is the thing to choose.

Fucking Orangutan needed a crown that they sometimes put down their trousers. It is a different undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have thought, a crown would be the item that was opted for.

Fucking Orangutan desperately craved for a bat that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It would have been a surprising action, to me and my children, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a bat would be the item chosen.