A Silly Orangutan

A Silly Orangutan always kept a bottle of coke to put on his head. This seems to be a weird activity, to my children, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke would be the thing that was chosen.

A Silly Orangutan always carried a cheese grater that they would hug. It was a fairly curious proposal, to some, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a cheese grater being the item selected.

A Silly Orangutan always kept a pint of beer to experiment on. This could be considered an original exercise, to my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks that this idea was out of this world. Strangely, a pint of beer is the thing to opt for.

A Silly Orangutan searched for a stapler to break. This seems a fairly new suggestion, to some, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided it would be the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a stapler would be the item that was selected.

A Silly Orangutan searched for a can of Dr Pepper that they would cuddle. It should have been a curious action, to my mum, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper is the item to select.

A Silly Orangutan looked for a condom that they would sometimes eat. This might appear to be a weird and wonderful idea, to my grandma, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a condom was the item that was selected.